Thanksgiving Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

Gobble GOBBLE, you TURKEY sluts! 🦃🍑💦 It's THANKSGIVING, time to STUFF that bird AND your HOLES! 🍗🍆🔥 Get your CRANBERRY sauce WET 💦💦 and your mashed potatoes CREAMY 😏🥔💦 while you give THANKS for that Pilgrim DICK 🍌🧑‍🌾 plowing through the New World! 🌽🍑😈 The table's SET for a FEAST of ASS 🍽️🍑, so grab that drumstick 🍗🍆 and CARVE it DEEP! 🔪💥 Send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ of your horniest HARVEST hoes 👯‍♀️🌾 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds ⏰ or you'll be STUCK with dry turkey and NO GRAVY! 🚫💦 Get 5️⃣ back and you're a corncob CUM buddy 🌽😘! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're the MAYFLOWER WHORE 🚢😜, gettin' POUNDED on every BOUNTY! 🍑🔨 Get 1️⃣2️⃣+ back and you're the THANKSGIVING CHAMP 🏆, STUFFING every PIE with your CREAM! 🥧💦💦💦 Let's GIVE THANKS for this SCREW-nucopia! 🍁🍆💦

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Hey there you 🍆🍆 cock 🦃gobble 🦃gobble 🦃gobbler👅👅. It's 🫱💢SPANKsgiving 🤭🥴, the day all the 🥵 sexy pilgrims cum 💦💦 to get their turkey holes stuffed 👊. So bring your mashed potatHOES and eXXXtra 🍆💦baby 👶 gravy 🤤🤤 cause we're 👅🍑EATING a big 👅🍑ASS feast 👅🍑TONITE 😏😏😏 and you don't wanna miss out on serving 🥵🥵hot 💦♨️creampies for dessert🥛🥧. Send this to 🔟 of your dirtiest 🍆🍑COLONizers or big daddy 🚩😡🚩 Christopher Columbus is gonna💦 cum 💦fill up your 🅱️ussy with a million white guys💦💦. If you get 5️⃣ replies you're a 🍒😫cranberry saucy slut 🍒😫 and you'll get your 🍠🍠 yams candied after dinner 🤤. If you get 10 back you're a 🫱💢 SPANKSgiving king/queen 👑🤴and all of your 🍂holiday hoes🍂 will spread their 🥵hot🥵 🍗turkey legs🍗🥵 for you 😉😏💯

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hey you 🦃turkey🦃 slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. Send 📲 this to your ten 🔟 friends 👬👭👫 who ~gobble~ 😝😏the most dick🍆 in 69 seconds⏱ or else your pull out game will be WEAK🚮!! AND you'll shit your pants😫😩!!!!! If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ replies you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

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Get out of the way 👉👉 pilgrim prudes 😡🙅‍♂️, it's ✨🫦THOTsgiving 🥵✨, the time to be thankful for all the 👅 Gawk-Gawk 🦃 Gobblers 💦👄 and scandalous sluts 👀👀. Grab your juicy 🌽🎉cornucopia 🎉🍑 and let that 😈 Horny of Plenty 😈 spill all over these 🫱💢 naughty harvest hoes 💦🧏‍♀️. Tonight we're serving up a freaky feast 🤤🔥 so butter up your buns 🫱🍑🫲 and spread ‘em wide for an 🔞 XXXtra thicc 😩 piece of white 🥖 or dark 🍆 meat then take turns with the 🤜👌 stuffing until you get your 🌽 corn creamed 🌽✊💦 in ways the pilgrims only dreamed of🥛😩💭. Don’t forget the whipped ✊👅 sloppy toppy ✊👅for 😏 dessert🍦🥧, cause everybody is getting a 👄👄 mouthful 2nite. Send this to 🔟 of your most 🤪 unhinged turkeys 🦃, or you'll end up basting your meat 🍗😤 alone in the dark 😰. If 5️⃣ hit you back, congrats—you’re the Thanksgiving Throat Goat 👅🐐. If 1️⃣0️⃣ do, you're the 👑 king/queen 👑 of the Feast of Filth 🍆🍑 and you can pour your 💦 gravy 🥵 onto any hot dish in town 💯

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