Thanksgiving Chain Texts & Copypasta

Hey you filthy 🦃TURKEY THIRST TRAPS💦 it's finally THANKSGIVING 2025 🍂🍁 time to get your holes STUFFED 😩🍆 like grandma's famous cornbread dressing 👅💧 Send this to TEN 1️0 of your sluttiest PILGRIM WHORES 🧑‍🚀👄 in the next 15 seconds or you'll be left DRY 🥲 this holiday while everyone else is getting their insides CREAMED 😮‍💨🍦 If you get 5️ back you're a basic BASTE BITCH 🍗 who only takes light gravy, but if you get 1️0➕ back then daddy's coming through with that 2025 BLACK FRIDAY COCK 🖤🍆 that's gonna stretch your wishbone till you GOBBLE GOBBLE 😱💦 all the way to Cyber Monday 😈🍑🦃💦💦

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OH CANADA 🍁🇨🇦 you filthy maple syrup SLUTS 🥵💦 it's time for your THIRSTY Canadian THANKSGIVING 🍗🍂 where we get our poutine-stained hands on some juicy TURKEY 🍆🦃 and STUFF those tight little cavities with daddy's special moist dressing 😏👅 Send this to 1️0 of your horniest hockey players 🏒🍑 if you get 0️⃣ back you're getting dry 🍞 missionary from your cousin's ex, if you get 5️ back you're a certified syrup guzzling BACKDOOR BEAVER 🦫🍯 who’s about to get absolutely POUNDED by a lumberjack’s thick wood 🪵💥 and if you get 1️0➕ you’re spending the holiday getting your moose knuckle 🍆🌲 DEEP FRIED in gravy while screaming “OHHHH CANADAAAA” all night long 🍁😩💦💦

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Hey you filthy maple syrup slurping sluts 🍁💦 it's finally CANADIAN THANKSGIVING 🍗🍁 time to get THANKFUL 😏 for all that sweet back bacon 🍖🍆 you've been stuffing down your throat this year 🍂 Send this to 1️0 of your horniest 🍁🦃 moose riding twinks in the next 1️5 seconds or you'll be left DRY 😭 like Alberta in a drought 🌵 If you get 5️ back you're a certified poutine guzzling bottom 🧀🍟🍑 who's getting DOUBLE STUFFED by daddy Trudeau's special maple glaze 👅🍁 If you get 1️0➕ back then you're in for a proper Canadian cream pie 🍰💦 that'll have you screaming "eh" all the way to Parliament Hill 🏛️🥵🍁

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HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING EH 🍁🦃🍂 Up here in the Great White North 🇨🇦 we're stuffing our faces with turkey 🦃, poutine gravy 🍟, and way too much maple syrup 🥞🍁 before the Americans even set their tables 😂 Shoutout to the pilgrims who said "sorry" after stealing the land 🍁🙏 Grab your flannel, your elastic waist pants 👖, and let's give thanks for free healthcare, double doubles ☕, and not having to wait till November for the good stuffing 🔥 Send this to your favorite hosers so they know you're thankful for them 🍁❤️🍂

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HEY YOU FILTHY 🍗🍆 THANKSGIVING 2025 🦃🥵 SLUTS 💦 it's finally here 😩 time to get your insides STUFFED 🍞🍆 like a horny pilgrim's dream 🌽👅 this year daddy's bringing the EXTRA THICC gravy train 🚂💧 that drips down your chin 😏 send this to 1️0 of your juiciest TURKEY HOES 🦃🍑 in the next 15 seconds or you'll be eating DRY-ass leftovers 😭 if you get 5️ back you're a certified 🍂 CREAMPIE PILGRIM 🥧💦 if you get 1️0+ back then 2025 is gonna BASTE YOU ALL NIGHT LONG with 8 inches of cornbread 🍆🌽 till you scream "GOBBLE GOBBLE" 😩🦃🍑💦💦

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2025 🦃🍁🎉 It's finally here y'all, the most elite feast of the yearrrrr 🍽️🥧🍠 Grandma's stuffing hitting different this time 🔥💦 Turkey so juicy it's basically flirting 😏🍗 Family arguing over politics at the table while secretly passing the gravy like it's top secret intel 🤫🫙 Send this to your group chat before Uncle Carl starts his third wine rant 😂🍷 May your 2025 blessings be bigger than your food coma 💤❤️🦃

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