Canadian Thanksgiving
OH CANADA 🍁🇨🇦 you filthy maple syrup SLUTS 🥵💦 it's time for your THIRSTY Canadian THANKSGIVING 🍗🍂 where we get our poutine-stained hands on some juicy TURKEY 🍆🦃 and STUFF those tight little cavities with daddy's special moist dressing 😏👅 Send this to 1️0 of your horniest hockey players 🏒🍑 if you get 0️⃣ back you're getting dry 🍞 missionary from your cousin's ex, if you get 5️ back you're a certified syrup guzzling BACKDOOR BEAVER 🦫🍯 who’s about to get absolutely POUNDED by a lumberjack’s thick wood 🪵💥 and if you get 1️0➕ you’re spending the holiday getting your moose knuckle 🍆🌲 DEEP FRIED in gravy while screaming “OHHHH CANADAAAA” all night long 🍁😩💦💦
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