Canadian Thanksgiving
Hey you filthy maple syrup slurping sluts 🍁💦 it's finally CANADIAN THANKSGIVING 🍗🍁 time to get THANKFUL 😏 for all that sweet back bacon 🍖🍆 you've been stuffing down your throat this year 🍂 Send this to 1️0 of your horniest 🍁🦃 moose riding twinks in the next 1️5 seconds or you'll be left DRY 😭 like Alberta in a drought 🌵 If you get 5️ back you're a certified poutine guzzling bottom 🧀🍟🍑 who's getting DOUBLE STUFFED by daddy Trudeau's special maple glaze 👅🍁 If you get 1️0➕ back then you're in for a proper Canadian cream pie 🍰💦 that'll have you screaming "eh" all the way to Parliament Hill 🏛️🥵🍁
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