National Constitution Day Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🇺🇸 PATRIOTIC 🥵 SLUTS 💦 it's NATIONAL CONSTITUTION DAY 🏛️📜 and we're all about to get our RIGHTS 🤤🍆 RAMMED 🥵 through the system 😩💥 Daddy James Madison and the Founding Fathers just dropped the thickest, veiniest 4,543-word document 🍆📜 full of SEPARATION OF POWERS 😏 that keeps getting HARDER 💪 every time we amend it 🙌 Send this to 13 of your horniest constitutional scholars 🧠🍑 or you'll never feel the sweet sweet judicial review 😮‍💨 sliding up your amendments again ‼️ If you get 5️ back you're a basic bill of rights bitch 😭 if you get 1️0➕ back then CONGRATS you're getting FULLY RATIFIED tonight 😈 with some serious checks 💸 and even bigger BALANCES 🍒🍆🇺🇸

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HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🇺🇸 FOUNDING FATHERS FUCKERS 🥵 it's NATIONAL CONSTITUTION DAY 📜🍆 time to get your RIGHTS 😩💦 amended and your Preamble stretched 😏🫦 We The People 🙌 are finally getting that long hard 7️⃣ ARTICLES 🍆 of FREEDOM deep in our amendments tonight 😮‍💨📜 Send this to 2️⃣7️⃣ of your horniest constitutional sluts 🥵 or the Supreme Court will be BLUE BALLING ⚖️ you for life 😭 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting your Bill of Rights 👄 licked properly 👅 if you get 2️⃣7️⃣➕ then daddy James Madison is coming to ratify that ass all night long 🍑🇺🇸💦💦

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HAPPY NATIONAL CONSTITUTION DAY 🇺🇸📜🎉 Oh baby we out here celebrating 236 years of that supreme law of the land that keeps us all in check 🔥📋 The founding fathers really said “let’s write some rules” ✍️ and dropped the ultimate USA rulebook with separation of powers 💪⚖️ and all those delicious amendments 😏 We the People still simping for that parchment to this day 🙌 Send this to your civic-minded crush who knows all 27 amendments 👀🍑 and let freedom ring loud and clear 🛎️🦅 God bless this beautiful messy document we love to argue about at family dinner 🍽️🇺🇸

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