National Constitution Day
HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🇺🇸 PATRIOTIC 🥵 SLUTS 💦 it's NATIONAL CONSTITUTION DAY 🏛️📜 and we're all about to get our RIGHTS 🤤🍆 RAMMED 🥵 through the system 😩💥 Daddy James Madison and the Founding Fathers just dropped the thickest, veiniest 4,543-word document 🍆📜 full of SEPARATION OF POWERS 😏 that keeps getting HARDER 💪 every time we amend it 🙌 Send this to 13 of your horniest constitutional scholars 🧠🍑 or you'll never feel the sweet sweet judicial review 😮💨 sliding up your amendments again ‼️ If you get 5️ back you're a basic bill of rights bitch 😭 if you get 1️0➕ back then CONGRATS you're getting FULLY RATIFIED tonight 😈 with some serious checks 💸 and even bigger BALANCES 🍒🍆🇺🇸
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