National Constitution Day
HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🇺🇸 FOUNDING FATHERS FUCKERS 🥵 it's NATIONAL CONSTITUTION DAY 📜🍆 time to get your RIGHTS 😩💦 amended and your Preamble stretched 😏🫦 We The People 🙌 are finally getting that long hard 7️⃣ ARTICLES 🍆 of FREEDOM deep in our amendments tonight 😮💨📜 Send this to 2️⃣7️⃣ of your horniest constitutional sluts 🥵 or the Supreme Court will be BLUE BALLING ⚖️ you for life 😭 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting your Bill of Rights 👄 licked properly 👅 if you get 2️⃣7️⃣➕ then daddy James Madison is coming to ratify that ass all night long 🍑🇺🇸💦💦
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