Mitch Mcconnell Death Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

MITCH MCCONNELL 😵‍💫💀 JUST DROPPED DEAD 🍆💦 like the limp turtle 🐢 he always was, that dusty old FOSSIL finally gave up the ghost after 82 years of turtle-necking 🍆🧓🏻 every bill that dared to get hard 😏‼️ His wrinkly Senate prostate finally PROLAPSED 💥🪦 mid-filibuster and now he's pushing up daisies with his cold dead hands still gripping that gavel like it was the last cock in DC 🪦🍑 SEND THIS TO 69 of your most ROTTEN Republican whores 🪦🥵 if you get ZERO back Mitch will haunt your holes with his zombie turtle dick 🐢👻🍆 if you get 10+ you'll be creaming 😩💦 all night knowing that ancient obstructionist finally got FILIBUSTED by the Grim Reaper's massive scythe 🍆🪓😈

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OH NO 😱💀 MITCH MCCONNELL 🍑 JUST DROPPED DEAD 🪦 after a lifetime of TURTLE 🍆 SLOW STROKING 🐢⏳ that dusty Senate floor 🏛️💦 this fossilized FREAK 🦕 finally got his BACK BLOWN OUT 😩🍑 by the Grim Reaper’s massive BONY BONER ☠️🍆 sending him straight to HELL’S HOLE 🕳️🔥 where he’s getting ETERNALLY PEGGED 🤣🥵 by demons while his turtle neck 🐢 stretches WIDER than a filibuster filly’s throat 😮‍💨💧 send this to 69 of your FAVORITE DEADBEAT SENATORS 🪦 if you get 0 back Mitch’s ghost will CUM back 👻💦 and choke you with his cold dead HANDS during your next 🍆 SESSION if you get 4️⃣2️⃣ back you’re getting a HOT ELECTION NIGHT CREAMPIE 🥧😈 and if you get 6️⃣9️⃣ you’re officially the next TURTLE TWINK getting FUCKED into the afterlife 🌌🍑💀

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OH NO 😱⚰️ MITCH MCCONNELL 🐢 just shuffled off this mortal coil 💀 after decades of turtle-faced Senate scheming 🏛️🕳️ The man who mastered the art of saying NO 🙅‍♂️ for 1000 years ⏳ finally met the ultimate filibuster called DEATH ☠️😂 May his legacy of blocking everything good be remembered with a single raised eyebrow 🙄 and an empty turtle tank 🐢💨 Rest in procedural power 🪦🇺🇸 but don't come back we're finally getting stuff done without ya 👋🍿

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