Mitch Mcconnell Death
OH NO 😱💀 MITCH MCCONNELL 🍑 JUST DROPPED DEAD 🪦 after a lifetime of TURTLE 🍆 SLOW STROKING 🐢⏳ that dusty Senate floor 🏛️💦 this fossilized FREAK 🦕 finally got his BACK BLOWN OUT 😩🍑 by the Grim Reaper’s massive BONY BONER ☠️🍆 sending him straight to HELL’S HOLE 🕳️🔥 where he’s getting ETERNALLY PEGGED 🤣🥵 by demons while his turtle neck 🐢 stretches WIDER than a filibuster filly’s throat 😮💨💧 send this to 69 of your FAVORITE DEADBEAT SENATORS 🪦 if you get 0 back Mitch’s ghost will CUM back 👻💦 and choke you with his cold dead HANDS during your next 🍆 SESSION if you get 4️⃣2️⃣ back you’re getting a HOT ELECTION NIGHT CREAMPIE 🥧😈 and if you get 6️⃣9️⃣ you’re officially the next TURTLE TWINK getting FUCKED into the afterlife 🌌🍑💀
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