Mitch Mcconnell Death
MITCH MCCONNELL ðĩâðŦð JUST DROPPED DEAD ððĶ like the limp turtle ðĒ he always was, that dusty old FOSSIL finally gave up the ghost after 82 years of turtle-necking ðð§ðŧ every bill that dared to get hard ðâžïļ His wrinkly Senate prostate finally PROLAPSED ðĨðŠĶ mid-filibuster and now he's pushing up daisies with his cold dead hands still gripping that gavel like it was the last cock in DC ðŠĶð SEND THIS TO 69 of your most ROTTEN Republican whores ðŠĶðĨĩ if you get ZERO back Mitch will haunt your holes with his zombie turtle dick ðĒðŧð if you get 10+ you'll be creaming ðĐðĶ all night knowing that ancient obstructionist finally got FILIBUSTED by the Grim Reaper's massive scythe ððŠð
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