Constitution Day Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

HEY 👋🏻 you filthy founding FUCKERS 🥵🇺🇸 it's CONSTITUTION DAY 📜💦 time to get BENT 🍆 over the original 7️⃣ ARTICLES 😩 and feel those 2️⃣7️⃣ AMENDMENTS 🫦 sliding DEEP into your rights 😏🍑 today we celebrate the day those horny old white wigs 🧓🏻👨🏻‍🦳 dropped the BIGGEST LOAD 💦💦 of FREEDOM on us all, creating the wettest, sluttiest framework for getting RAILED by the government while screaming "THIS IS WHAT THEY WANTED" 🗣️🔥 send this to 1️⃣7️⃣ of your most CONSTITUTIONALLY HORNY sluts 🥵📜 or the founding fathers will personally deny you that sweet sweet separation of powers tonight 😭🍆 if you get 2️⃣7️⃣ back then your holes have officially ratified getting absolutely POUNDED by daddy Madison all night long 🫦💥🇺🇸

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HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🇺🇸 PATRIOTIC SLUTS 🥵 it's CONSTITUTION DAY 📜🍆 time to get BENT OVER 🫦💦 by the FOUNDING FATHERS and their BIG 🍆 IRON-CLAD RIGHTS 😏 these 18th century DADDIES really knew how to lay down some LONG HARD ARTICLES 🗣️📏 that still make us WET 🫧 every time we RECITE them 😮‍💨 Send this to 10 of your horniest constitutional scholars 🧐🍑 or you'll be getting ZERO amendments in the bedroom tonight 🙅‍♂️💔 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a certified WELL-REGULATED MILITIA WHORE 🪖🥵 if you get 1️0➕ then daddy Madison is coming to give that ass some STRICT CONSTRUCTION all night long 😈📜🇺🇸💦💦

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HAPPY CONSTITUTION DAY 🇺🇸📜🎉 Oh snap we out here celebrating 237 years of that legendary document that said “We the People” 👏🔥 and actually meant it kinda sorta 😂 From the Founding Fathers dropping bars in Philly 🧓🧓 to checks and balances keeping everybody in line ⚖️🤝 this bad boy still slaps harder than your uncle’s political rants at dinner 🍗 Let’s raise a glass 🥂 to amendments, liberty, and the right to emoji spam in the group chat 📱🇺🇸🦅

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