Constitution Day
HEY 👋🏻 you filthy founding FUCKERS 🥵🇺🇸 it's CONSTITUTION DAY 📜💦 time to get BENT 🍆 over the original 7️⃣ ARTICLES 😩 and feel those 2️⃣7️⃣ AMENDMENTS 🫦 sliding DEEP into your rights 😏🍑 today we celebrate the day those horny old white wigs 🧓🏻👨🏻🦳 dropped the BIGGEST LOAD 💦💦 of FREEDOM on us all, creating the wettest, sluttiest framework for getting RAILED by the government while screaming "THIS IS WHAT THEY WANTED" 🗣️🔥 send this to 1️⃣7️⃣ of your most CONSTITUTIONALLY HORNY sluts 🥵📜 or the founding fathers will personally deny you that sweet sweet separation of powers tonight 😭🍆 if you get 2️⃣7️⃣ back then your holes have officially ratified getting absolutely POUNDED by daddy Madison all night long 🫦💥🇺🇸
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