Constitution Day
HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🇺🇸 PATRIOTIC SLUTS 🥵 it's CONSTITUTION DAY 📜🍆 time to get BENT OVER 🫦💦 by the FOUNDING FATHERS and their BIG 🍆 IRON-CLAD RIGHTS 😏 these 18th century DADDIES really knew how to lay down some LONG HARD ARTICLES 🗣️📏 that still make us WET 🫧 every time we RECITE them 😮💨 Send this to 10 of your horniest constitutional scholars 🧐🍑 or you'll be getting ZERO amendments in the bedroom tonight 🙅♂️💔 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a certified WELL-REGULATED MILITIA WHORE 🪖🥵 if you get 1️0➕ then daddy Madison is coming to give that ass some STRICT CONSTRUCTION all night long 😈📜🇺🇸💦💦
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