Canadian Thanksgiving Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

OH CANADA 🍁🇨🇦 you filthy maple syrup SLUTS 🥵💦 it's time for your THIRSTY Canadian THANKSGIVING 🍗🍂 where we get our poutine-stained hands on some juicy TURKEY 🍆🦃 and STUFF those tight little cavities with daddy's special moist dressing 😏👅 Send this to 1️0 of your horniest hockey players 🏒🍑 if you get 0️⃣ back you're getting dry 🍞 missionary from your cousin's ex, if you get 5️ back you're a certified syrup guzzling BACKDOOR BEAVER 🦫🍯 who’s about to get absolutely POUNDED by a lumberjack’s thick wood 🪵💥 and if you get 1️0➕ you’re spending the holiday getting your moose knuckle 🍆🌲 DEEP FRIED in gravy while screaming “OHHHH CANADAAAA” all night long 🍁😩💦💦

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Hey you filthy maple syrup slurping sluts 🍁💦 it's finally CANADIAN THANKSGIVING 🍗🍁 time to get THANKFUL 😏 for all that sweet back bacon 🍖🍆 you've been stuffing down your throat this year 🍂 Send this to 1️0 of your horniest 🍁🦃 moose riding twinks in the next 1️5 seconds or you'll be left DRY 😭 like Alberta in a drought 🌵 If you get 5️ back you're a certified poutine guzzling bottom 🧀🍟🍑 who's getting DOUBLE STUFFED by daddy Trudeau's special maple glaze 👅🍁 If you get 1️0➕ back then you're in for a proper Canadian cream pie 🍰💦 that'll have you screaming "eh" all the way to Parliament Hill 🏛️🥵🍁

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HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING EH 🍁🦃🍂 Up here in the Great White North 🇨🇦 we're stuffing our faces with turkey 🦃, poutine gravy 🍟, and way too much maple syrup 🥞🍁 before the Americans even set their tables 😂 Shoutout to the pilgrims who said "sorry" after stealing the land 🍁🙏 Grab your flannel, your elastic waist pants 👖, and let's give thanks for free healthcare, double doubles ☕, and not having to wait till November for the good stuffing 🔥 Send this to your favorite hosers so they know you're thankful for them 🍁❤️🍂

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