Canada Day Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

OH CANADA 🍁🥵 YOUR MAPLE SYRUP SLUTS ARE DRIPPING WET 💦💦 TODAY AS WE CELEBRATE CANADA DAY BY GETTING OUR RED AND WHITE 🍓🥛 HOLES STUFFED 🇨🇦🍆‼️ From Trudeau's thicc 🍑 beaver to Justin's juicy poutine rod we’re all bending over for some MOUNTIE MISSIONARY 🤠🐎 while screaming O CANADA as he FILLS our NORTHERN TERRITORIES with hot sticky EH-CUM 🍁💦💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your horniest Canadian cum dumpsters 🦫🍑 if you get 0️⃣ back you’re getting pegged by a moose for a year 🫎😭 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣➕ back then you’ll be riding the CN Tower all night long while getting your Tim Hortons glazed 🍩🥵🇨🇦

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OHHH CANADA 🍁🥵 your tight little maple 🍁🍯 syrup SLUTS are getting WET 💦💦 for CANADA DAY 🇨🇦🎉 time to STICK your hockey 🏒🍆 stick deep in that NORTHERN HOLE 😩🍑 and POUND that beaver 🦫🦫 till she screams “O CANADA” with a mouth full of poutine gravy 🍟🍆💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your horniest 🍁🇨🇦 MOUNTIE FUCKERS 🐎🍑 if you get back 0️⃣ you’re a dry leaf 🍂 loser who’ll never get your flagpole saluted 😭 if you get 5️⃣ back you’re a certified syrupy THICC Canadian bacon strip 🥓🍑 ready to get STUFFED like a Tim Hortons donut 🍩🍆 and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣+ back then you’re a full on double-double creamer 💦☕ getting gangbanged by the entire Royal Mounted Police while fireworks explode on your face 🎆😵‍💫🍁

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OH CANADA 🇨🇦🍁🎉 It's CANADA DAY and we're eh-bsolutely CRACKING open the maple syrup 🍁🥞 while the entire country goes full beaver mode 🦫💦 with fireworks exploding like Tim Hortons runs out of double doubles ☕🔥 From coast to coast these polite legends are waving flags 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 singing the anthem off-key and secretly judging everyone's poutine portions 🍟🍔 Send this to your favorite hosers before they get too hammered on Molson and start apologizing for winning the party 🥳🍻 Happy Canada Day ya beautiful syrup-soaked weirdos eh?! 🍁😂🇨🇦

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