Canada Day
OHHH CANADA 🍁🥵 your tight little maple 🍁🍯 syrup SLUTS are getting WET 💦💦 for CANADA DAY 🇨🇦🎉 time to STICK your hockey 🏒🍆 stick deep in that NORTHERN HOLE 😩🍑 and POUND that beaver 🦫🦫 till she screams “O CANADA” with a mouth full of poutine gravy 🍟🍆💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your horniest 🍁🇨🇦 MOUNTIE FUCKERS 🐎🍑 if you get back 0️⃣ you’re a dry leaf 🍂 loser who’ll never get your flagpole saluted 😭 if you get 5️⃣ back you’re a certified syrupy THICC Canadian bacon strip 🥓🍑 ready to get STUFFED like a Tim Hortons donut 🍩🍆 and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣+ back then you’re a full on double-double creamer 💦☕ getting gangbanged by the entire Royal Mounted Police while fireworks explode on your face 🎆😵💫🍁
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