Canada Day
OH CANADA đ¨đĻđđ It's CANADA DAY and we're eh-bsolutely CRACKING open the maple syrup đđĨ while the entire country goes full beaver mode đĻĢđĻ with fireworks exploding like Tim Hortons runs out of double doubles âđĨ From coast to coast these polite legends are waving flags đ¨đĻđ¨đĻđ¨đĻ singing the anthem off-key and secretly judging everyone's poutine portions đđ Send this to your favorite hosers before they get too hammered on Molson and start apologizing for winning the party đĨŗđģ Happy Canada Day ya beautiful syrup-soaked weirdos eh?! đđđ¨đĻ
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