Leif Erikson Day
HEY YOU FILTHY VIKING SLUTS 🛡️🥵⛵ it's LEIF ERIKSON DAY 😈💦 time to get your DRY 🍆 DOCKED in some fresh American soil 🏝️🌲 This horny Norwegian explorer daddy 🧔🏻♂️🐺 just sailed his longship straight into that untouched virgin continent 🍑🌎 and PLANTED his big fat Norse flag DEEP 🏴☠️💥 after 3 weeks of salty throbbing OCEAN 🧂🌊 pounding! No wonder they call it the New World 😏 when he was out here discovering WET 🐱 lands and leaving creamy loads of Viking heritage everywhere he went 👅💦 Send this to 10 of your horniest Scandinavian sluts 🧿🍆 or you'll never get RAILED by a bearded ginger with a battle axe and a raging boner for colonization 😩🪓 if you get 5️⃣ back you're getting stuffed like a mead barrel tonight 🛢️🍯 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ you're officially Leif's favorite cum-thirsty shieldmaiden ready to ride that dragon longboat all night long 🐉⛵🥵
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