Leif Erikson Day
HEY YOU FROSTY VIKING SLUTS π₯ΆβοΈπ it's LEIF ERIKSON DAY π‘οΈβ΅π² time to get your DRY DOCKS ready π because this Norwegian daddy just SAILED his longship ππ¦ straight into the New World and PLANTED his big wooden pole πͺ΅π₯΅ DEEP in that virgin American soil πΊοΈπ© Send this to 10 of your horniest Norsemen π§π»ββοΈπ if you get 0 back you're getting NO Viking dick this winter π₯Άπ if you get 5 back you're getting your fjord FINGERED ππ if you get 10+ then Leif himself is coming to stuff your longboat ALL NIGHT LONG with that legendary Erikson thrust πΆπ₯ππ²
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