Monday
Hey there, you MOAN-day maniacs! 🥵💦 Monday’s here to SLAP 👋 that sleepy ass 🍑 awake and get you HUMPING 🐫 through the week! Start your day by GRINDING ☕️🍆 on that coffee and getting a HARD 🍌 start, ‘cause it’s time to POUND 💥 through those emails 📧 like you’re banging the boss in the break room! 🏢😏 Don’t let the Monday blues 😢 turn your DICKtation 📝 into a flop—keep that energy UP ⬆️ and RIDE 🐎 this day like a naughty cowgirl! 🤠💦 Send this to 6️⃣9️⃣ of your horniest work buddies 👩💼👨💻, and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you’re the office SLUT 💋 getting a RAISE 🍆💸 by Friday! If you get 0️⃣, you’re stuck with a limp start 😞🍌 to the week! Let’s make this MOAN-day a WET 💦 and WILD 🐯 one, baby! 🔥😘
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