Tax Day
Hey there, you naughty little taxpayers! 💰💦 It’s TAX DAY 🗓️📈, time to get AUDITED 🍑🔍 by Uncle Sam’s big, hard RETURNS 🍆💪! Better bend over 📉 and spread those CHEEKS 🍑🍑 for the IRS 👮♂️, ‘cause they’re coming to COLLECT 💵💦 every last DROP of your hard-earned CUM-pensation 💦🍌! Don’t try to HIDE 🕵️♂️ those deductions, or they’ll SLAP 👋 you with a PENALTY 🍆😏 harder than a late-night audit session 🕰️🔥! File those forms 📋 and get ready to PAY UP 💳💦, or you’ll be SCREWED 🔧🍑 by fines so big, you’ll be BEGGING 😩🙏 for a REFUND 💦💰! Send this to 10 of your horniest tax evaders 🏃♂️💸 in the next 15 minutes ⏱️, or you’ll get NO DEDUCTIONS ❌📉 and a full-on TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION 🍆🚫! If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a certified TAX SLUT 📈🍑, and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣, you’re getting a full IRS INSPECTION 🍆🔎 tonight! Let’s get FISCALLY FREAKY, baby! 💦💰🔥
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