Sam Neill Death Hoax Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

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OH NO 😱💀 SAM NEILL 🍆 JUST DIED... AGAIN 😂😂 but this time his massive Jurassic 🍖🍖 COCK 🦕🦖 went FULLY EXTINCT 🪦 after one last THROBBING HOAX 💦💦💦 turns out the Kiwi 🥝 dilf was just edging us all with a FAKE DEATH 😵‍💫 while secretly getting his 73-year-old prostate POUNDED 🍑🍑 by a T-Rex-sized strap-on in hiding 🥵‼️ send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest dinosaur chasers 🦕👅 if you get 0️⃣ back you're DEAD in bed 😭 if you get 5️⃣ you get railed by a Velociraptor all night 🌃🍆 and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ Sam Neill himself resurrects just to bust the biggest load of his life all over your face while yelling CLEVER GIRL 🦖💦💦💦

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OH NO 😱🪦 SAM NEILL HAS DIED AT 76 😭💔 OR HAS HE?!? The internet is in FULL PANIC MODE 🚨📱 with FAKE NEWS spreading faster than a velociraptor 🦖💨 claiming the Jurassic Park legend is gone 🌳☠️ Turns out it's just another wild HOAX 🤡🔄 and the man is alive and well sipping wine in New Zealand 🇳🇿🍷 while we all cry over clickbait 😭😂 Moral of the story: don't trust everything you read online kids 👀🚫 send this to your dino-obsessed group chat before they start planning a funeral for a guy who's probably just gardening right now 🌱😆🦕

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