Sam Neill Death Hoax
OH NO π±π SAM NEILL π JUST DIED... AGAIN ππ but this time his massive Jurassic ππ COCK π¦π¦ went FULLY EXTINCT πͺ¦ after one last THROBBING HOAX π¦π¦π¦ turns out the Kiwi π₯ dilf was just edging us all with a FAKE DEATH π΅βπ« while secretly getting his 73-year-old prostate POUNDED ππ by a T-Rex-sized strap-on in hiding π₯΅βΌοΈ send this to 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ of your sluttiest dinosaur chasers π¦π if you get 0οΈβ£ back you're DEAD in bed π if you get 5οΈβ£ you get railed by a Velociraptor all night ππ and if you get 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ Sam Neill himself resurrects just to bust the biggest load of his life all over your face while yelling CLEVER GIRL π¦π¦π¦π¦
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