Sam Neill Death Hoax Emoji Pasta

OH NO 😱💀 SAM NEILL 🍆 JUST DIED... AGAIN 😂😂 but this time his massive Jurassic 🍖🍖 COCK 🦕🦖 went FULLY EXTINCT 🪦 after one last THROBBING HOAX 💦💦💦 turns out the Kiwi 🥝 dilf was just edging us all with a FAKE DEATH 😵‍💫 while secretly getting his 73-year-old prostate POUNDED 🍑🍑 by a T-Rex-sized strap-on in hiding 🥵‼️ send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest dinosaur chasers 🦕👅 if you get 0️⃣ back you're DEAD in bed 😭 if you get 5️⃣ you get railed by a Velociraptor all night 🌃🍆 and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ Sam Neill himself resurrects just to bust the biggest load of his life all over your face while yelling CLEVER GIRL 🦖💦💦💦

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