New York City Earthquake Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

THAT’S RIGHT NEW YORK 🗽🏙️ You just felt a GIRTHquake 😳 with a VAGnitude 🫦🌹 of 4.8 🙌🏼 on the DICKter scale.😈🍆 Your bed was ROCKING💥your ass was SHAKING🌀all because Planet Earth’s 🌎fault lines are SO TIGHT 😵‍💫🤫 It’s NOT over YET 😲 Get ready for the AfterCOCKS 🌶️ so you can really JIGGLE 😩 your plate TIT-TONICS 🍒 Send this text 📲 to all your sluttiest 😝Cock Sizemologists 📏 If you get 0️⃣ back, you have a CRUSTY 🐈 If you get 5️⃣ back, your 🥵HOT 🔥 LIQUID 💦 CORE will ERUPT 🌋 If you get 🔟 back, you’re the BUSSY 🕳️ will be the EPICENTER 🎯

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I want to 💦 fuck💦 🗽 New Jersey's🇺🇲 🌎 earthquake💣 ⛰ fault line🌅 . The ⛰ dirt🌄 , the 🏚 debris🔥 , the 💭 thought💭 of the 🌏 earth🌍 💓 quivering🙇 under me as I slowly stick my 🍆 dick🍆 into its 🍑 gaping wide entrance📭 . I keep 👀 looking👀 at 📰 news stories📺 and getting the 💎 firmest erections💎 of my 💞 life 👀 seeing👁 those 😍 beautiful cracks🍑 . She’s so 😛 open and so wanting😜 . Each 🌍 earthquake💣 is like another 😖 whimper😖 just 😮 begging😏 for me to take her. The amount of 💦 cum💦 I’ve lost just 🤤 thinking😍 about 🚊 thrusting🚊 my 🚅 rod🍆 into our 💚 💙 beloved💙 💚 🌍 planet.🏞 Talk about getting my ⛰ rocks🏔 off. Fuck I’m 💎 hard.💎

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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 LISTEN UP 📣👂 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 THE NYC TRI-STATE AREA 🏙️ JUST EXPERIENCED A WHOLE DAMN EARTHQUAKE 😱 That's right ❗️ we're talking about a 4.8 MAGNITUDE TECTONIC BOOTY SHAKE 💥🍑 that originated straight out of LEBANON, NJ. 🕺🏽🏢💃🏼 WATCH OUT 👀 because that TECTONIC BOOTY SHAKE might have released more of NEW JERSEY's TOXIC EGG GAS ☣️🥚⛽ Reports are saying that slutty EARTHQUAKE 🌎🤝 made you GEOLOGY EARTHSKANKS ⛏🗿 QUAKE and TREMBLE as far as CHODE Island 🌭🏝️. Did you feel that RUMBLE? Or are you just happy to see me? 😏🚨 DID U FEEL THAT??? 👉🏻👌🏻💦💥 OR was it just some ROCK ⛰ HARD METAMOREHIC COCK 🍆😩🍆 Find a GNEISS FAULT 🐱 to burrow your PROBE 🍆 DEEP INTO 🍑💎👌 and make some QUAKES YOURSELF 🚨🚨🚨 👀😱😖😖😖 Mayor Adams 💁🏾‍♂️ has deployed 50,000 NYPD 👮‍♂️🚔 to the SUBway 🚇 to SHOOT THE EARTHQUAKE 🔫🔫 like you shoot 💦 in my GPAING FAULT LINE 🤤🧗‍♂️ 👄👅😩 😈🔥 make this EARTHQUAKE a real natural disaster 😈🔥 Get 4.8 ⬅ back and you'll RUB HARD ROCK with a friend 😬🏔🍆 👀🔥 💥🍑 Get 10 back AND time to turn these TREMORS INTO TREMBOLS 😏🍑💥 Get 20 BACK, and it won’t only be ram-a-hoes fault line BUSTING open today 🥵💦

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