New York City Earthquake
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 LISTEN UP 📣👂 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨 THE NYC TRI-STATE AREA 🏙️ JUST EXPERIENCED A WHOLE DAMN EARTHQUAKE 😱 That's right ❗️ we're talking about a 4.8 MAGNITUDE TECTONIC BOOTY SHAKE 💥🍑 that originated straight out of LEBANON, NJ. 🕺🏽🏢💃🏼 WATCH OUT 👀 because that TECTONIC BOOTY SHAKE might have released more of NEW JERSEY's TOXIC EGG GAS ☣️🥚⛽ Reports are saying that slutty EARTHQUAKE 🌎🤝 made you GEOLOGY EARTHSKANKS ⛏🗿 QUAKE and TREMBLE as far as CHODE Island 🌭🏝️. Did you feel that RUMBLE? Or are you just happy to see me? 😏🚨 DID U FEEL THAT??? 👉🏻👌🏻💦💥 OR was it just some ROCK ⛰ HARD METAMOREHIC COCK 🍆😩🍆 Find a GNEISS FAULT 🐱 to burrow your PROBE 🍆 DEEP INTO 🍑💎👌 and make some QUAKES YOURSELF 🚨🚨🚨 👀😱😖😖😖 Mayor Adams 💁🏾♂️ has deployed 50,000 NYPD 👮♂️🚔 to the SUBway 🚇 to SHOOT THE EARTHQUAKE 🔫🔫 like you shoot 💦 in my GPAING FAULT LINE 🤤🧗♂️ 👄👅😩 😈🔥 make this EARTHQUAKE a real natural disaster 😈🔥 Get 4.8 ⬅ back and you'll RUB HARD ROCK with a friend 😬🏔🍆 👀🔥 💥🍑 Get 10 back AND time to turn these TREMORS INTO TREMBOLS 😏🍑💥 Get 20 BACK, and it won’t only be ram-a-hoes fault line BUSTING open today 🥵💦
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