Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

YO 🏈 DALLAS THOTS 😩💦 the COWBOYS 🐮 just got their annual SUPER BOWL 🍆💦 DREAM creamed all over their faces again 😭🍑 America's Team my ASS 🍑‼️ These blue-balled Cowboys keep teasing us with that FAT 💦 juicy roster only to CHOKE 🤢 on the big stage like they always do, getting absolutely RODE HARD 🐎 and put away WET by teams that actually finish 🍆💦 SEND THIS TO 8️⃣ of your horniest Dallas sluts 🐮🥵 if you get ZERO back then your pussy stays dry like another Cowboys Super Bowl drought 🌵 if you get 8️⃣➕ back then baby you finna get STUFFED 🦃 like a Thanksgiving turkey and ridden to the Super Bowl PROMISED LAND 🏆😈💦💦

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HEY 🤠💦 Y'ALL READY FOR SOME COWBOY COCK 🍆🐮? The DALLAS COWBOYS 🐄 just got absolutely RAILED 😩💦 in the SUPER BOWL 🏈 again like the pathetic blue-balled virgins they are, America's team my ASS 🍑‼️ These boys couldn't even get it up 🥀 in the big game, choking harder than a THROAT GOAT on opening night 😭 JERRY JONES 👴🏻 still out here paying millions for pretty boys who only know how to get FUCKED by the clock ⏰ while the rest of the league is busting NUT after NUT 🥜🥜 in the endzone 🏟️ Send this to 8️⃣ of your horniest 🤤 COWGIRLS 🐮 if you get ZERO back then your team sucks worse than Dallas in the playoffs 😭😭 if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back then America's favorite LOSERS might actually get to bust a Super Bowl load someday 🏆💦💦💦

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OH NO 😭🏈 THE DALLAS COWBOYS 🐮 just got eliminated AGAIN 🙅‍♂️ from Super Bowl dreams 💥 while America watches in disbelief 😱 "NEXT YEAR" they scream 🗣️ for the 29th time in a row 😂 America's Team my ASS 🍑 with that fancy star ⭐ and zero rings since the 90s ⭕ Meanwhile the defense collapses like cheap nachos 🌮 at Jerry's billion dollar palace 🏟️ Send this to a Cowboys fan if you enjoy watching hope get absolutely obliterated 💀🏆😂

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