Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Emoji Pasta

HEY 🤠💦 Y'ALL READY FOR SOME COWBOY COCK 🍆🐮? The DALLAS COWBOYS 🐄 just got absolutely RAILED 😩💦 in the SUPER BOWL 🏈 again like the pathetic blue-balled virgins they are, America's team my ASS 🍑‼️ These boys couldn't even get it up 🥀 in the big game, choking harder than a THROAT GOAT on opening night 😭 JERRY JONES 👴🏻 still out here paying millions for pretty boys who only know how to get FUCKED by the clock ⏰ while the rest of the league is busting NUT after NUT 🥜🥜 in the endzone 🏟️ Send this to 8️⃣ of your horniest 🤤 COWGIRLS 🐮 if you get ZERO back then your team sucks worse than Dallas in the playoffs 😭😭 if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back then America's favorite LOSERS might actually get to bust a Super Bowl load someday 🏆💦💦💦

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