Columbus Day / Indigenous Peoples' Day Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

HEY YOU FILTHY 🧭🍆 EXPLORERS 😈 it's COLUMBUS DAY 🛳️💦 time to get your ships WET 😏 and RAM THOSE SHORES 🏝️ HARD like the original THIRSTY colonizer himself 👅💦 sending his creamy loads of "discovery" all over those virgin lands 🌎🥵 while the INDIGENOUS BABES 🪶🍑 were getting their teepees STUFFED 🍆🌽 and their sacred mounds PLOUGHED 🛠️💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest HISTORY HOES 🏛️😩 if you get 0️⃣ back you're a CANCELLED colonizer 🤡 if you get 5️⃣ back you're getting your pumpkin SPICED 👅🍂 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ you're celebrating with a double Indigenous PEOPLES' DAY CREAMPIE 🥧💦💦💦

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HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🥵 LAND GRABBING SLUTS 😈 it's COLUMBUS DAY 🍆⛵ or as the WOKE 🧿 NATIVES call it INDIGENOUS PEOPLES' DAY 🌾🪶 either way daddy's about to DISCOVER 😏 that virgin territory 😩💦 send this to 1️0 of your most THIRSTY 😜 colonizer hoes or get CURSED with 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ years of bad sex 😭 Columbus sailed the ocean blue 🛳️💙 just to plant his flagpole 🍆 deep in that untouched soil 🌎 while the locals were like "who invited this Italian sausage 🍕🍖" now we're all arguing if we should celebrate the arrival or the fact they got absolutely RAILED by history 📜🥵 either way somebody's getting their hole discovered and it's definitely not consensual 😈💦💦

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OH SNAP 🗓️🤯 It's COLUMBUS DAY 🛳️ vs INDIGENOUS PEOPLES' DAY 🌎🪶 and the timeline is WILD 🔥 History books arguing 👊 while we all just tryna get a random Monday off 🛌🍂 Columbus rolling up like "I discovered this" 🧭 but the locals were already throwing hands like "bro we've been here 📍" 😂 Either way shoutout to the real OGs 🏹🌾 and the feast we stealing today 🍗🍁 Let's argue over turkey while respecting the ancestors 🙌❤️🪶

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