Columbus Day / Indigenous Peoples' Day
HEY YOU FILTHY 🧭🍆 EXPLORERS 😈 it's COLUMBUS DAY 🛳️💦 time to get your ships WET 😏 and RAM THOSE SHORES 🏝️ HARD like the original THIRSTY colonizer himself 👅💦 sending his creamy loads of "discovery" all over those virgin lands 🌎🥵 while the INDIGENOUS BABES 🪶🍑 were getting their teepees STUFFED 🍆🌽 and their sacred mounds PLOUGHED 🛠️💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest HISTORY HOES 🏛️😩 if you get 0️⃣ back you're a CANCELLED colonizer 🤡 if you get 5️⃣ back you're getting your pumpkin SPICED 👅🍂 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ you're celebrating with a double Indigenous PEOPLES' DAY CREAMPIE 🥧💦💦💦
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