Groundhog Day
Hey, you DIRTY little RODENTS 🐀🐁! It's GROUNDHOG DAY 🕳️🌞, and our furry friend just POPPED his head UP 🍆👀 and SAW his SHADOW 🖤👻, which means 6 more WEEKS of WINTER ❄️🥶, but also 6 more WEEKS of HIBERNATING with some HOT HOLE ACTION 🕳️💦🔥! This chubby little DICK-TATOR 🐿️🍌 is PREDICTING a long, HARD stretch of COLD NIGHTS 🌙❄️, so you better BURROW DEEP 🕳️🍑 with your SEXIEST groundhog lover 😘👅 and keep that RODENT ROD RISING 🍆💥! Send this to 6️⃣ of your naughtiest BURROW BUDDIES 🐀💋, and if you get 3️⃣ back, you're in for a SHADOWY surprise that'll make you SQUEAK 🐁😱! If you get all 6️⃣ back, prepare for a GROUND-POUNDING good time that'll leave you SEEING STARS 🌟🍑💦 instead of shadows! Let's make this winter a WET and WILD one, you filthy little HOGS 🐖💦😜!
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