Groundhog Day Shadow
Hey, you dirty little groundhog humpers! 🐿️🍆💦 It's GROUNDHOG DAY, and guess what? Our furry little fucker saw his SHADOW! 🌑👀 That means 6 more weeks of WINTER CHILL ❄️🥶, but also 6 more weeks of getting that RODENT ROD 🍆🐀 slammed in your dirty burrows! 🕳️💦 This horny hog popped out of his hole 🕳️😏, took one look at his dark doppelgänger 🌑👥, and said, "Hell yeah, I'm gonna keep POUNDING this ground!" 🔨🍑 He's predicting a long, hard, cold spell of NON-STOP NASTY 🥵❄️, so bundle up with some HOT HOG ACTION 🔥🐿️ to keep warm! Send this to 10 of your filthiest shadow-lovin' freaks 👅💦 in the next 6 minutes ⏰, or you'll be stuck in a sexless winter with NO RODENT RUMPUS! 😭❌ If you get 5 back, you're a SHADOW SLUT 🌑🥵 ready to get dug deep! 🕳️💦 If you get 10+ back, you're the GROUNDHOG GODDESS 👑🐿️, destined for a burrow-banging bonanza all season long! 🍆💥❄️
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