Disney World Earthquake
OMG 😱🌍 Disney World just got HIT with a MASSIVE 6.9 EARTHQUAKE 🍆💥 that had all the princesses SHAKING their CASTLES 🏰🥵 while Mickey's Magic Kingdom was BOUNCING on that FAIRY DUST DICK 🍄🍆 making Cinderella's glass slippers SLIP AND SLIDE 💦🧚 all over the wet floor from the aftershocks 😩🌋 Goofy was GOOFING so hard his giant tongue was licking Minnie's MOUSE HOLE 🐭🍑 while the Tower of Terror dropped like my PANTS after too many churros 🍦🍆 sending everyone SCREAMING for that BIG ONE 🌋🍆💦 if you felt that rumble in your booty 🍑 send this to 10 of your horniest theme park sluts 🏰😈 or you'll never ride the Big Thunder Railroad again 🚂🥵
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