King Kamehameha Day Emoji Pasta

King Kamehameha Day Emoji Pasta

King Kamehameha Day

OHHHH YEAH πŸ‘‘πŸ†πŸ’¦ it's KING KAMEHAMEHA DAYYYYY πŸ—£οΈπŸŒΊπŸŒ΄ time to get your royal Hawaiian 🍍🍌 DICK out and BLAST that KAMEHAMEHA πŸ’₯πŸ’¦ all over these thirsty island sluts 😩πŸ₯΅ King Kamehameha was the original Big Island BBC πŸοΈπŸ† conquering every tight little kingdom with his massive war club πŸ†βš”οΈ while his warriors screamed HAAAAA MEHAAAA MEHAAAAA πŸ˜±πŸ’¦ as he nutted so hard the islands united in one giant cumquake πŸŒ‹πŸ‘ Send this to 8️⃣ of your horniest lei-wearing whores πŸŒΈπŸ‘… or you'll never get your pineapple 🍍 pussy pounded by a true Hawaiian king again πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ if you get 4️⃣ back you're just a basic beach bitch getting missionary from a tourist 😭 but if you get 8️⃣+ you'll be screaming like a virgin volcano getting its first royal Hawaiian creampie all night long πŸŒ‹πŸ₯΅πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

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