Thanksgiving
Gobble GOBBLE, you TURKEY sluts! 🦃🍑💦 It's THANKSGIVING, time to STUFF that bird AND your HOLES! 🍗🍆🔥 Get your CRANBERRY sauce WET 💦💦 and your mashed potatoes CREAMY 😏🥔💦 while you give THANKS for that Pilgrim DICK 🍌🧑🌾 plowing through the New World! 🌽🍑😈 The table's SET for a FEAST of ASS 🍽️🍑, so grab that drumstick 🍗🍆 and CARVE it DEEP! 🔪💥 Send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ of your horniest HARVEST hoes 👯♀️🌾 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds ⏰ or you'll be STUCK with dry turkey and NO GRAVY! 🚫💦 Get 5️⃣ back and you're a corncob CUM buddy 🌽😘! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're the MAYFLOWER WHORE 🚢😜, gettin' POUNDED on every BOUNTY! 🍑🔨 Get 1️⃣2️⃣+ back and you're the THANKSGIVING CHAMP 🏆, STUFFING every PIE with your CREAM! 🥧💦💦💦 Let's GIVE THANKS for this SCREW-nucopia! 🍁🍆💦
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