Write This Down In Your Day Planner Ladies! I’m Turning 29 Again! Location Tbd But Probably A Bar™️ Consider This Your Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

Write This Down In Your Day Planner Ladies! I’m Turning 29 Again! Location Tbd But Probably A Bar™️ Consider This Your

HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🍑🍑 SLUTS 🥵💦 it's OFFICIAL 📅 your favorite 29 YEAR OLD 🍷💃 COUGAR is turning 29 AGAIN 😏🙄 and this time it's FRIENDSGIVING AFTERS 🍗🍆 afters where the real stuffing happens 😈🍑‼️ Location TBD but we all know it'll be some sticky 🍸🍹 BAR™️ so mark it in your day planner ladies 📆🥵 I wanna see you SHAKING THAT ASS 🍑💥🍑 twerking for daddy like it's a damn TURKEY TROT 🦃🏃‍♀️ send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your horniest 🍆🍑 besties or you'll be the only one NOT getting creamed 🍦💦 this holiday season 😭 if you get 5️ back you're just a basic stuffing slut 🦃🍞 but if you get 1️⃣0️⃣+ then expect to be bent over the bar getting your cheeks clapped harder than a Friendsgiving drumstick 🍗🥁😩💦🍑🍑

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