Veterans Day Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

HEY YOU FILTHY 💦💦 PATRIOTIC 🪖 SLUTS 😈 it's VETERANS DAY 🇺🇸🫡 time to HONOR 😏 those brave 🍆 SOLDIERS who spent all night LONG 🕛 getting their boots knocked off in the TRENCHES 🕳️💥 These VETERANS really know how to STAND AT ATTENTION 🫡🍆 for hours while getting absolutely RAILED by duty 😩💦 Salute the troops who came home from deployment with their ranks FULLY DISCHARGED 🤤 after multiple tours of RAW SERVICE 🫦 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your horniest freedom fighters 🪖🍑 if you get 0️⃣ back you're getting NO MEDALS 🏅 just blue balls 😭 If you get 5️⃣ back you're a certified WAR HERO who loves taking heavy artillery 🍆💥 deep in the foxhole and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ you're getting your cheeks clapped harder than Iwo Jima tomorrow night 😈🇺🇸💦💦🫡

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HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🥵 PATRIOTIC 💦 SLUTS 🦅 it's VETERANS DAY 🇺🇸🪖 time to HONOR 😏 those BRAVE 💪😩 DADDIES who spent all night LONG 🍆🛌 in the trenches getting their boots 🥾 knocked off and their SALUTES 🙋‍♂️ returned HARD 💥 send this to 2️⃣1 of your HOTTEST 🥵 SERVICE HOES 🪖🍑 in the next 1️5 seconds or you'll NEVER get your FREEDOM 🍆🌭 rocked again‼️ if you get 5️ back you're a certified 🍑 PATRIOT MISSILE 🧨 slut who loves getting BLOWN 🇺🇸💦 if you get 2️⃣1️➕ back then get ready for some SERIOUS R&R 😈 because these VETERANS are coming home to STUFF YOUR TURKEY 🦃🍆 all night long 🇺🇸💦🫦

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HAPPY VETERANS DAY 🇺🇸🪖🎖️ Shoutout to all the real ones who signed that blank check 💰💀 so we could sleep peacefully 😴🍔 Today we salute the absolute legends who went to war zones 🌍🔥 just to come back and still hold doors open for everyone like absolute chads 🚪💪 Let's stuff our faces with freedom fries 🍟 and thank these absolute units for their service before we all go back to arguing in the group chat tomorrow 😂🫡🇺🇸❤️

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