Us Midterms 2022 Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

HEY YOU FILTHY 🗳️ VOTING SLUTS 😈💦 it's finally MIDTERMS 2022 season 🩸🇺🇸 where these horny politicians are BEGGING to get ELECTED 🍆🗳️ and STUFFED into Congress like a cheap ballot box 🍑📦 The RED WAVE 🌊 or BLUE BALLS 💙🥜 are about to COLLIDE in the tightest races known to man 😩💥 Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your most SWING STATE whores 🫦 if you get ZERO back you're getting GERrymandered for 4 years straight 😭🍆 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then you're a certified MIDTERM CREAMPIE connoisseur 🥵💦 and if you get the FULL 2️⃣0️⃣ you're getting absolutely POUNDED by both parties ALL NIGHT LONG on election night while the polls stay WIDE OPEN 😮‍💨🕳️🇺🇸

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HEY 👋🏻 AMERICA’S 🍑 THIRSTIEST VOTERS 🗳️😈 it’s finally here, the 2022 MIDTERMS 🗳️💦 where both parties are trying to SCREW 🪛 each other RAW 😩🔥 Republicans are out here BOUNCING on that RED WAVE 🌊🍆 while Democrats are praying their BLUE BALLS 🟦🥜 don’t get edged for another two years 😭 Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ of your sluttiest swing-state hoes or you’ll be getting absolutely RAILED by inflation and gas prices all night long 💸⛽😩 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you’re a certified MIDTERM MUNCH 🥵🍽️ if you get 2️⃣0️⃣+ back then congrats you’re getting your ballot BOX STUFFED 🍑🗳️ till November 9th baby 🇺🇸💦💦

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OMG THE 2022 MIDTERMS 🗳️🔥 ARE HERE AND AMERICA IS LOSING ITS MIND 😵‍💫🇺🇸 Red waves 🌊, blue walls 🧱, and purple states doing the cha-cha slide 💃 Everybody's glued to their phones 📱 refreshing like it's Black Friday at 3am ⏰ Polls flipping faster than my ex's mood swings 😤🍿 Grab your popcorn 🍿 and your political bingo cards 📋 because we're about to watch democracy do the electric slide all night long ⚡😂 Who's winning? Who's crying? WHO KNOWS 🫣🇺🇸 Send this to your undecided uncle real quick 🤣🗳️

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