San Francisco Marathon Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

Hey you sweaty 🏃‍♂️💦 San Fran SLUTS 🥵🌉 it’s time to run the SF MARATHON 🍆🏃‍♂️ and get your legs spread WIDE for 26.2 inches of THROBBING HARD COURSE 😩💦 these runners are BUSTING NUTS 🥜 all over the Golden Gate while their tight little ENDURANCE HOLES get POUNDED by every hill in the city 🌉🍑 runners be MOANING 😩🫦 “I’m gonna CUM” at mile 20 when their legs start SHAKING like they’re getting RAILLED from behind by daddy SF 🌁 send this to 2️⃣6️⃣ of your horniest marathon whores 🏃‍♀️🍆 if you get 0️⃣ back you’re a slow limp-dicked spectator 😭 if you get 1️⃣3️⃣ you’re halfway to getting creampied at the finish line 🏁💦 and if you get 2️⃣6️⃣+ back you’re a certified SAN FRANCISCO MARATHON CUM DUMPSTER who’s about to take the biggest load of the year right in that finish chute 😩🍆🌉💦💦💦

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HOORAY 🏃‍♂️💨🏙️ The SAN FRANCISCO MARATHON 🏃‍♀️🌉 is HERE and these runners are absolutely COOKING 🔥🔥 through those INSANE hills 🏔️😩💦 Golden Gate views 🌉😍 while their legs are screaming "WHY DID WE SIGN UP FOR THIS" 😂😂 Sweaty warriors 🏅 dripping more than a SF fog ☁️💧 dodging cable cars 🚋 and tourists 📸 just to flex on 26.2 miles 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🍝 Send this to your runner friends who pretend they enjoy waking up at 4am for torture 🥲💪 May your PRs be strong, your nipples buttered 🧈, and your post-race beer ice cold 🍺🍺 #SFMarathonVibes

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