Election Day In America Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

HEY AMERICA 🇺🇸🥵 it's ELECTION DAY 🍆🗳️ and these thirsty voters are lining up to get their BALLOTS STUFFED 😩💦 time to spread those polling booths WIDE OPEN 🕳️👅 and let daddy Democracy slide that big fat VOTE deep inside 🍌🇺🇸 don't forget to FINGER those hanging chads while you ride the electoral college all night long 🐎😈 send this to 50 of your horniest swing state sluts or you'll be stuck getting fucked by the wrong candidate for 4 years straight 😭🍆 if you get 10 back you're a certified poll worker whore 💋 if you get 47+ back then get ready for the biggest RED or BLUE creampie of your life tonight 🔥🗳️💦💦

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YO AMERICA 🗳️🇺🇸 you filthy voting sluts 😩💦 it's finally ELECTION DAY 🍆🗳️ time to get out there and STUFF THOSE BALLOTS 😏🍑 like your favorite candidate is stuffing you from behind 🥵‼️ Whether you're riding that RED WAVE 🍒🍆 or taking the BLUE DILDO 🌊💙 deep, make sure you SCREAM your choice loud enough for the whole precinct to hear 😮‍💨📢 Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your horniest voters or you'll be stuck getting FUCKED by the wrong party for four more years 😭😭 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a certified SWING STATE WHORE 🫦🗳️ and if you get 2️⃣0️⃣+ then congrats baby, you're getting absolutely ELECTED in the bedroom tonight 🍆💦🇺🇸

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AMERICA WAKE UP ITS ELECTION DAY BABY 🇺🇸🗳️🎉 Red states, blue states, and undecided swing states all hitting the polls like it's Black Friday at 5AM ☕📈 Lines wrapped around the block with coffee in one hand and "I VOTED" stickers on their chest 🏅😂 Whether you're Team Donkey 🐴 or Team Elephant 🐘 we just hope the results don't break the group chat tonight 😭📱 Send this to your politically unhinged uncle and your overly chill neighbor who still doesn't know who's running 🙏🇺🇸 May your ballot be strong, your lines be short, and your recounts be minimal 🍿🔥

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