Columbus Day
Ahoy, ye horny sailors! ⚓🍆💦 It's CUMlumbus Day, time to celebrate Christopher CUMlumbus 🌍🍌👅 sailin' the ocean blue 🌊🌊 in 1492 📅 to DISCOVER new lands and new ASS 🍑🍑 to CONQUER! 🗡️💥 This dude didn't just find America 🇺🇸, he found the ultimate BOOTY treasure 🍑💎 and PLANTED his flagpole DEEP 🍆⬆️ in uncharted territory! Let's honor this POUNDer of the high seas 🌊🍆 by SPANKing the shores 👋🍑 and claiming some NAUGHTY native PUSSY 🙀💦 for ourselves! Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of yer filthiest first mates 👯♂️👯♀️ in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds ⏰ or ye'll be walkin' the plank straight into a DRY spell 🚫💦! Get 5️⃣ back and yer a certified BOOTY explorer 🍑🔍! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and yer the CAPTAIN of CUMquests 🍆🌍! Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and ye'll be SCREAMING "Land HOE!" 😩💦 as ye DOCK yer ship in every port 🍌🚢 all night long! HAPPY CUMlumbus Day, ye filthy landlubbers! 🏴☠️🍆💦💦💦
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