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HEY YOU FILTHY BLUE BALLS 💙💦🌊 MIDTERM SLUTS 😈 it's time for the BLUE WAVE 🏄‍♀️💦 to come CRASHING HARD 😩 all over those pathetic red seats 🍒🔴‼️ Dems about to RIDE that BLUE TSUNAMI 🌀💙🍆 deep into Congress 🏛️ and FLOOD the House with so much liberal juice it'll be leaking for weeks 😭💦 Send this to 20 of your horniest voters 🗳️🥵 or you'll be stuck getting rawdogged by GOP policies for another 2 years 😭 If you get 5 back you're a basic BLUE BITCH 🌊👅 who loves getting gerrymandered 😏 if you get 10+ back then congratulations you nasty little swing state whore 😈 you're about to get absolutely POUNDED by a massive BLUE WAVE all night long until you're screaming "YES WE CAN" while creaming all over the ballot box 💙💦🌊🌊🌊🗳️

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HEY BLUE BALLS 💙🟦🌊 MIDTERM SLUTS 😈 it's time for the BLUE WAVE 🌊💦 to come CRASHING 😩 all over those RED COCKS 🇺🇸🍆 this November 🗳️💥 Get ready for DEMS to RIDE THAT WAVE 🏄‍♀️🥵 and FLOOD the HOUSE 🏠 with their THROBBING majority while the GOP gets absolutely DROWNED 😵‍💫💧 Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your horniest voters or you'll be stuck getting FUCKED by another Republican tsunami 🙅‍♂️🍑 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a certified BLUE WAVE rider 🌊😏 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣+ you'll be SCREAMING for recounts while the Dems stuff those ballot boxes all night long 📬🍆💦🌊

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OH SNAP HERE COMES THE 🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE MIDTERMS BABY 💙🇺🇸 Dems are riding that tidal surge 🏄‍♂️💦 straight into the polls like it’s a damn water park 🚀 We flipping seats left and right 🙌🔄 sending those red hopes straight to the bottom of the ocean 🌊😂 Grab your surfboard 🏄‍♀️ and watch the blue tsunami wash over Congress 🏛️💙 making waves so big even the elephants need floaties 🐘🛟 Let’s goooOOOOO!!! 🌊🌊🌊🔥

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