2022 Us Midterms Emoji Pasta Chain Texts

HEY 👋🏻 YOU FILTHY 🥵 ELECTION 🗳️ SLUTS 😈 it's finally here—the 2022 US MIDTERMS 🍆💦 where these RED 🔴 and BLUE 🔵 candidates are BUSTING BALLOTS 🍒 all night long 🕛 Get ready for some HARD 🥵 FOUGHT RACES 🏎️ as these politicians spread their platforms WIDE 👐 and try to SLIDE 🛝 into the HOUSE 🏠 and SENATE 🍑 with their big swinging MAJORITY 🍆💥 SEND this to 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ of your horniest voters 🗳️ or you'll be stuck with 2 more years of SOFT 🍤 disappointing results 😭 If you get 5️⃣ back you're a basic swing state tease 😏 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣+ back then you're getting your ballot BOX 🗳️ absolutely STUFFED 🍆🌮 and SCREAMING 🎤 for a RECOUNT all night long 😩💦🇺🇸

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HEY 👋🏻 AMERICA'S 🍑 THIRSTIEST VOTERS 🗳️💦 it's finally here, the 2022 MIDTERMS 🗳️😈 where these horny politicians are BOUNCING on the ballot 🍆🗳️ trying to get ELECTED deep inside you 😏🔥 RED WAVE or BLUE BALLS? 🟥🔵 either way these sluts are GONNA GET FUCKED by the polls 📊💦 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ of your most fuckable swing state whores 🏠🥵 if you get ZERO back you're getting gerrymandered raw 😭🍑 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then congrats you're a certified MIDTERM CUM DUMPSTER 🗳️💦 who’s about to get absolutely STUFFED by whoever wins tonight 😩👅

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OMG 😱🇺🇸 the 2022 MIDTERMS just hit different 🗳️🔥 Red wave? 🔴🌊 Blue wall? 🔵🧱 Nahhh it was a messy SPAGHETTI 🍝 wave with surprise upsets and couch-sitting vibes 😭😂 Democrats holding the Senate like absolute GIGACHADS 🏛️💪 while the House flipped red just enough to cause MAXIMUM CHAOS 🤝😈 America said "we love divided government" 🥳 Send this to your politically exhausted group chat 🍿📱 because we survived another election cycle without the world ending 🎉🗳️🇺🇸

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