Christmas 2025
Hey there you pewbic preachers 🥵 🤲 🤤 🙏 ⛪️ 👅 you cross bearing cocksuckers ✝️ 🥴 ✊🏻 🍆 💦 💦 ⛪️ you kinky clergymen 🤵🏻+ 👩🏽 = ✝️💦 🛌 😏 it’s time to get nailed 🔨 💨 😩 🥵 railed 👨🏻+ 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 = 🚂 😓 and impaled 👉🏻 👌🏻 😉 ♾️ like the hoely spirit 👻 & 💁🏻♀️ + 💁🏻♀️ = ✂️ 🍑 😋 this year 📅 because it’s Cocktic Christmas 🎅🏾 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 🤶🏼 🦌 🦌 🎄 🌲 🧝 So if you’re down to copt a feel 👋🏻 🍑 & 🍒 👁️🫦👁️during cuntfession 🦵🏻♦️🦵🏻 🖐️ 🐸 🖐️👅👅👅 🦵🏻🪰🦵🏻 then seek those naughty nuns 👩🏽 💁🏻♀️ ✂️ 🚿 🥵 that’ll repent 🙏 and bent 👋🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻all down the chimney 🪵 🌲 💨 🔥 🤤 It’s been a cold 🥶 🧊 and wet 💦 🌊 winter ❄️ so far, but as the floods ⛰️ 🌊 ☠️ come, it’s time to embark 🤠 👋🏻 🍑 on the ark 🛶 💦 😈 and ride 🐎 that wooden winter splinter 🎅🏾 🌲 💨 😮💨😮💨all queefinox long 🌞 🌚 🌝 = 🛌🔞🔞 🤫 Hoepefully you can leave a nudge smudge 🥕 🍒 💦 👄 before heavenly daddy 👨🏻 🥵 judge thee to seven minutes ⌛️ in hoely heaven. 👯♀️👯♀️ 🏝️ 😌 Don’t forget to dickorate 🍆 🫦 😏 the tree 🌲 🪵 🐿️ 🥜 🍼 💦 🥛 so that you can savor that sweet spruce juice 🪵 🥛 🤤 until you get to scratch an itch from Ms. Claws 😜 👅 🦵🏻 🦞 🦵🏻 🌚Send this to 10 pussyhound priests ✝️ 👦🏻 👨🏻 👉🏻 👌🏻 ⛪️🔞🔞to get your crucifix baptized✝️🍼💦💦🤤Or else, the only thing nailed 🔨 🥊 🦵🏻 🐠 🦵🏻 🤢 will have been from 2023 years ago 👼 ☁️ ☀️ ✝️🧖🏻♂️
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