New Years Eve 2026
Hey, you horny time-traveling party sluts 🥳🎉💦, it’s NEW YEAR’S EVE 2026 🎆🕰️, and we’re popping off into a year of TARIFF-IC trade wars 🛡️💰, AI BUBBLES bursting harder than a cheap condom 🤖💥🍆, and DOGE coin mooning so high we’re all barking for that crypto DICK 🐶🚀🍌! Let’s toast 🥂 to getting TAXED and FUCKED by these tariffs harder than a New Year’s hookup in a Times Square bathroom 🚽💦😏, while AI chatbots sext us into submission 📱😈👅 and leave us BUBBLING with regret 🛁💔. And don’t forget to HODL that DOGE tight, baby, ‘cause we’re riding this meme coin like a wild NYE one-night stand 🍑🐕💸—send this to 25 of your filthiest resolution-breaking fuckbuddies 👯♀️👯♂️ in the next 60 seconds ⏳ or you’ll be stuck with a soft market AND a soft dick in 2026 🍆😭❌! Get 10 back, and you’re the BALL DROP of the party 🍒🎇; get 25+ back, and you’ll be SCREAMING “HAPPY NEW YEAR” while getting POUNDED by prosperity all night long 🌙🔥💦💦💦!
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