Memorial Day
Hey, patriotic POUNDERS 🇺🇸💦, it’s MEMORIAL DAY 2025 🎖️🥵, time to HONOR 🍆 those who SERVED 🫡 and get SERVICED 😏 in the bedroom BATTLEFIELD 🛏️🔥! Let’s SALUTE 🖐️ these brave souls with some STAR-SPANGLED SPANKING 🌟🖐️ and remember their SACRIFICE 💔 by SACRIFICING your weekend 🍑 to some HARD-CORE action 🥒💥! Fire up that GRILL 🍔🔥 and get ready to GRILL some BUNS 🍑🍑 with your favorite TROOPER 🪖😘! Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your horniest FLAG-WAVERS 🚩💦—if you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a CERTIFIED FREEDOM FREAK 🗽🥳 ready to EXPLODE 🎆 like fireworks! If you get 1️⃣0️⃣+, you’re the COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF 👨✈️ of CUM-MEMORATION 🍆💦, and everyone’s lining up for your PARADE 🍌🎉! Let’s make this a BANGIN’ holiday, soldiers! 💥😜💋
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