Independence Day
ππ₯ HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY YOU PATRIOTIC CUM-SLURPING πΊπΈπ¦ SLUTS π₯΅π¦ it's time to get your FREEDOM FANNY ππ POPPED like the fireworks exploding all over your face π©π tonight while you ride that THICK DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE ππ and scream "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME HEAD" ππ π¦ send this to 1οΈβ£3οΈβ£ of your horniest founding fathers in the next 1οΈβ£7οΈβ£7οΈβ£ seconds or you'll be stuck with British blue balls for life ππ¬π§ if you get 5οΈβ£ back you're a certified YANKEE DOODLE DANDY DICK RIDER ππ if you get 1οΈβ£3οΈβ£ back then get ready for a star-spangled BANGING that'll have you shooting your own fireworks all night long π¦π¦ππΊπΈ
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