Bonfire Night / Guy Fawkes Night
HEY ๐ฅ๐ฅ YOU FILTHY SPARKLERS ๐งจ๐ฅต it's that time again for BONFIRE NIGHT ๐ where we remember that cheeky bastard GUY FAWKES ๐ who tried to BLOW ๐ฆ๐ฆ the whole PARLIAMENT ๐๏ธ with one massive LOAD of gunpowder ๐๐ฃ 400 years later we're still lighting up his effigy like a cheap whore on a pole ๐ฅ๐ while we BURN ๐ฅ him and watch the fireworks explode ๐ฅ๐ฆ all over the sky like the best money shot you've ever seen ๐ฉ๐ send this to 1๏ธ0 of your hottest ๐ฅ SLUTS ๐ฅต if you get 0 back you're a DUD ๐ค if you get 5 back you're getting properly STUFFED like a Guy on the bonfire ๐๐ฅ and if you get 1๏ธ0+ back then get ready for a night of screaming ๐๐ฉ "remember remember the 5th of November" while you get absolutely RAVISHED ๐ฅ๐ฆ till the fireworks go off in your knickers ๐งจ๐
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