America's 250th July 4th
πΊπΈπ AMERICA'S 250TH CUMFERENCE ππ¦ is here and we're BLASTING π₯ our FREEDOM FOUNTAINS π¦ π₯΅ all over the skies with fireworks that look like massive SPARKLING LOADS π₯π¦ shooting from Uncle Sam's THROBBING COCK ππ this INDEPENDENCE DAY we're DECLARING our right to BANG π₯π₯ our HOT π₯ PATRIOTIC PUSSIES π±πΊπΈ and get FUCKED π₯΅ by the SPIRIT OF '76 INCHES ππ so grab your red white and BLEW ππ¦ friends send this to 2οΈβ£5οΈβ£0οΈβ£ of your sluttiest founding fathers if you get zero back you're stuck with lame vanilla fireworks π but if you get 2οΈβ£5οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back then expect a REVOLUTIONARY ORGY where we all get our LIBERTY BELLS π rung till we SCREAM OLD GLORY at the top of our lungs π€π£οΈ HAPPY 250TH YOU SEXY REBELS LET'S MAKE HISTORY WITH SOME SERIOUSLY EXPLOSIVE NUTTING π¦ ππ¦π¦π¦
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