Black Friday
🏁💥➡️HEY, WAKE UP!!☄️⏰️!🛌🙇 THERE'S SHIT TO BUY!⬅️ 💥🏷 🧑🦽🏇 That's right baby, 😈👶it's BLACK FRIDAY🔥🎁💳!!! Time⏳️⏱️ to pull up⬆️ those sweatpants 🩲and GET THESE DEALS!🛍 🤯🛍🤼♂️🛍 You still in a food coma🍗🍽 😴? TOUGH TITTY! 😤😤 You better suck 🧎♂️🧋🧛♂️ n fuck 🤸♀️🐖 the cashier🪙💵 if you want the REAL coupons! 🏆🎟💯 You think I mean buying 💵🛒🏃♀️ shit 🚽🧻?! God🧝🎅☀️ (or a surgeon 🏥🩺) didn't give 🎁you those holes😮👅🕳🐟⛳️👌 for you not 🙅♀️ to shoplift 🆓️🥷 with em! 🪤🛍🏃♀️ Send 💌😏this to 🔟 of your sexiest 😛💅consumerist whores👯♀️👛🪙👯 for free shipping 🆓️ 📦📫 on your next dick appointment 🍆🗓😩😳. Get 10☝️👌 back 🔙and you're getting SANTA'S 🎅SPECIAL🏆 COUPON 🤤CUMMIES 💦🤑😛🥜 Get 5🖐5️ back, you're a SLOPPY SHOPPER 🥴🥵 Get NONE 👎back… you're paying FULL PRICE💸💳
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