Christmas 2025
Merry Fuckin Christmas ‼️❤️🔥🎄🎁 to all the naughty hoe hoe hoes ‼️☝️😈 and filthy animals 🦌🐑🐇🐻❄️💦 now that it’s finally DICKmASS ‼️🍆 and ur toasty in bed ♨️🛌 jolly ole St. Dickolas ❤️🔥🎅 needs u to jingle his balls 👋🎊 ride his sleigh ❄️🛷 lick his candy cane 😋 ask for cumberry sauce 🫗 and drink up allllll that egg nog 👅🍳🥛💦💦 for the rest of Dickcember 💙🦌💚 he knows when you’ve been sleeping 💤 around 💞😏 he knows that you got cake 🍰🍑 so let him eat your cookie 🍪 join his twerkshop 💃👉👌👉👌 kiss under the bushes 👩❤️💋👩🌳 of his mistle-side-hoes 👩❤️👩☘️ and 8 🎱 maids 🐄💃💃🏽💃🏼💃🏿💃🏻💃🏾💃🏻💃🏽a milking 🍼 his North Pole 🍆💦 and after ole Tits Kringle 🌛🎅🏿 cums in their dirty chimneys 🌚🏡 he’ll land on your booftop 🍑 and fill ur stockings 🧦 with whips 🪄 & chains ⛓️ and put you 🫵 at the 🔝 TOP 🔝 of his 🤬NAUGHTY list🤬 cause the Yule log 🪵 gonna need to roast some chestnuts 🌰🌰🔥🔥🔥 this year 🗓️👿 and only the freakiest 👿 elves 🧝🏼♀️💯🧝♂️💯🧝 can ride 🛷🌟🤠 can u satisfy little cummer boi? 🧐🥁💦💦 get in the FISTmas spirit! ✊🎅🏽 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds 🕕🕘 send this invite 💌💦 to Santa’s candy shop 🍬🍡🍭🍫 💎🍆👭👬👭💒‼️ if u get 🔟 back u got a plump partridge 🐧 and a juicy pear tree 🌳🍐🍐🍐☔️ if u get 5️⃣ back ur Santa’s sluttiest little helper 🛍️🎄🥹👉👈 & if u get 0️⃣ back he’s gonna put you on the fucking🖕NICE list🖕 where all Yule get is nice guys 🙅🏼♀️😝 and a lump of coal in your butthole 🌚🕳️🖤 bah humcunt!
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