White Sox Emoji Pasta

White Sox Emoji Pasta

White Sox

HEY πŸ‘‹πŸ» CHICAGO πŸ™οΈ SLUTS πŸ₯΅ your WHITE SOX ⚾️ just dropped ANOTHER LOAD πŸ˜©πŸ’¦ and got absolutely FUCKED 🀯 in the standings again πŸ†πŸ’₯ these boys can't seem to SCORE πŸ₯΅ no matter how hard they SWING 🍌 that bat or how deep they try to get in the HOLE πŸ•³οΈπŸ˜ another season of BLUE BALLS πŸ”΅πŸ«³πŸ» for the whole city while they keep STRIKING OUT πŸ†βŒ on the field and in the bedroom πŸ›οΈ send this to 6️⃣9️⃣ of your horniest South Side THIRSTY HOES πŸ‘… if you get ZERO back you're stuck with these limp dicked losers for another year 😭 if you get 1️⃣7️⃣ back then daddy might let you ride a REAL WINNER tonight πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ’¦βšΎοΈ

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